dianafelixyo (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dianafelixyo) wrote,@ 2008-03-14 23:20:00 |
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DOOMSDAY!
The unthinkable has happened!
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen...It’s worse then the plague. More terrifying than a diet. More devastating than any natural disaster....ROSE’S CAFE HAS CLOSED!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This sudden and unexpected decision happened just hours ago and my world is turned upside down. (Tear) What a world, what a world... Let’s all take a moment of silence to reflect on the happiest place on earth.
I have dedicated this pointless rambling to my favorite restaraunt in the world.
First, I would like to discuss Kathy. "Ms. Kathy" to some, "She devil" to me. How many times have you heard "Oh, Ms. Kathy’s so sweet."... "Ms. Kathy is so nice"? BLAH BLAH BLAH! Well, my friends, I am here to tell you the truth about your beloved Ms. Kathy. That’s right, Kathy....I won’t tolerate any more of you LIES!
It all started last week during accrediation when Kathy came into my class. We had a lovely discussion about how I’m beating her in AR and I humbly reminded her about the time I WHOOPED her in that race. Casual small talk. Or so I thought. Before leaving, little miss nice pants says: "You know Felix, you should seriously consider drowning yourself!"
What kind of a monster says that?! People don’t see this side of her so I feel it is my obligation to show kathy’s true colors!
That got me thinking of all the Kathy quotes I had stored up in this bruised little heart of mine. So here is my collection.
"Your presence alone drives others to suicide. SO ISOLATE YOURSELF!" (This was actually a written note....during Professional Development. Hmmmm, how can you learn when you’re so devoted to put-downs, kathy?)
"F*** Bosotn! I hate you and your city! I don’t give a F***!!" (Witnesses? Check. Such a potty mouth on this girl. And I thought we were playing a friendly game of flip-cup...)
"My class will KILL your class in kickball, Felix!" (She calls me "Felix" like a dog. Like I’m not a person with a first name! And to bring the kids into it? Sick....just sick!)
Teacher or Torturer? YOU DECIDE!!!!
My phone. This is another area for discussion. Yes, I do have a phone (Thank you to B-Rad) but it is all in KOREAN! I’ve had it for a few weeks and still cannot figure out how to text. All I can find is "REPI" which I took to be "reply" yet still have only managed to text MYSELF! I didnt even know that was possible. Not only that, but my ring is some Korean guy talking. Can’t lie...kinda creepy. Lord only knows what he’s saying. It sounds like "Haw da wah?" If you speak Korean, please get back to me on that.
The next topic is my traveling plans. I am headed off to Bali in 6 days. Lord help us all. Especially Ben. Soraya has drilled me on my behavior and I have been instructed to:
1. NOT touch anyone’s head. So "Duck, Duck, Goose",is out of the question?
2. NOT drink the water and lemon mixture they might put in front of me at a restaraunt. Its to wash my hands. It is not soup. Good to know...
3. NOT steal. They will kill me. I will put my theif dreams on hold.
Equipped with these 3 tips, my survival book and Ben’s token brown skin, we shall navigate the island like nobody’s business! Bali, here we come!
Finally, I would like to discuss my going away party on Managaha. It’s true. I will be leaving this fantastic island oasis in June and plan to go out with a bang! So the weekend of June 21st (ish) we will be partying down, camping style, on Managaha with some BBQing, late night swimming (Ha! Betty, look out!), bonfires, and of course, some flip cup! We will prove once and for all, who dominates: Boston or Saipan? We will play more Kings than you can handle. And we will be probbaly be throwing up sometime in the night. But it will be worth it!
In true Diana fashion, I have not actually made any kinds of REAL plans yet but I figure I’d share my idea and someone would keep me on top of my game. Oh, it will be fun, I promise. Every and anyone is invited for the festivities! And kathy, I suppose you’re invited too. I MIGHT draft you for my team if you’re lucky... :)
That’s the update. Rock on March!
The unthinkable has happened!
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen...It’s worse then the plague. More terrifying than a diet. More devastating than any natural disaster....ROSE’S CAFE HAS CLOSED!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This sudden and unexpected decision happened just hours ago and my world is turned upside down. (Tear) What a world, what a world... Let’s all take a moment of silence to reflect on the happiest place on earth.
I have dedicated this pointless rambling to my favorite restaraunt in the world.
First, I would like to discuss Kathy. "Ms. Kathy" to some, "She devil" to me. How many times have you heard "Oh, Ms. Kathy’s so sweet."... "Ms. Kathy is so nice"? BLAH BLAH BLAH! Well, my friends, I am here to tell you the truth about your beloved Ms. Kathy. That’s right, Kathy....I won’t tolerate any more of you LIES!
It all started last week during accrediation when Kathy came into my class. We had a lovely discussion about how I’m beating her in AR and I humbly reminded her about the time I WHOOPED her in that race. Casual small talk. Or so I thought. Before leaving, little miss nice pants says: "You know Felix, you should seriously consider drowning yourself!"
What kind of a monster says that?! People don’t see this side of her so I feel it is my obligation to show kathy’s true colors!
That got me thinking of all the Kathy quotes I had stored up in this bruised little heart of mine. So here is my collection.
"Your presence alone drives others to suicide. SO ISOLATE YOURSELF!" (This was actually a written note....during Professional Development. Hmmmm, how can you learn when you’re so devoted to put-downs, kathy?)
"F*** Bosotn! I hate you and your city! I don’t give a F***!!" (Witnesses? Check. Such a potty mouth on this girl. And I thought we were playing a friendly game of flip-cup...)
"My class will KILL your class in kickball, Felix!" (She calls me "Felix" like a dog. Like I’m not a person with a first name! And to bring the kids into it? Sick....just sick!)
Teacher or Torturer? YOU DECIDE!!!!
My phone. This is another area for discussion. Yes, I do have a phone (Thank you to B-Rad) but it is all in KOREAN! I’ve had it for a few weeks and still cannot figure out how to text. All I can find is "REPI" which I took to be "reply" yet still have only managed to text MYSELF! I didnt even know that was possible. Not only that, but my ring is some Korean guy talking. Can’t lie...kinda creepy. Lord only knows what he’s saying. It sounds like "Haw da wah?" If you speak Korean, please get back to me on that.
The next topic is my traveling plans. I am headed off to Bali in 6 days. Lord help us all. Especially Ben. Soraya has drilled me on my behavior and I have been instructed to:
1. NOT touch anyone’s head. So "Duck, Duck, Goose",is out of the question?
2. NOT drink the water and lemon mixture they might put in front of me at a restaraunt. Its to wash my hands. It is not soup. Good to know...
3. NOT steal. They will kill me. I will put my theif dreams on hold.
Equipped with these 3 tips, my survival book and Ben’s token brown skin, we shall navigate the island like nobody’s business! Bali, here we come!
Finally, I would like to discuss my going away party on Managaha. It’s true. I will be leaving this fantastic island oasis in June and plan to go out with a bang! So the weekend of June 21st (ish) we will be partying down, camping style, on Managaha with some BBQing, late night swimming (Ha! Betty, look out!), bonfires, and of course, some flip cup! We will prove once and for all, who dominates: Boston or Saipan? We will play more Kings than you can handle. And we will be probbaly be throwing up sometime in the night. But it will be worth it!
In true Diana fashion, I have not actually made any kinds of REAL plans yet but I figure I’d share my idea and someone would keep me on top of my game. Oh, it will be fun, I promise. Every and anyone is invited for the festivities! And kathy, I suppose you’re invited too. I MIGHT draft you for my team if you’re lucky... :)
That’s the update. Rock on March!
