Current location:	Melrose Place, Saipan
Current mood:	crazy
Current music:	UB40 BABY!
Entry tags:	crazy heffa

Talk about ENTERTAINMENT!
"You could have your own reality show. It would be like 'Tune in tonight as Diana makes eggs' and there'd be like 6 million viewers!"

-Logan


Hahaha! So frickin true... I just had the most JAM PACKED session of sheer entertainment which should have been a simple birthday party. Let me share :)

It all started around 4 PM when I was given the daunting task of making deviled eggs for Rhonda's birthday party. ???? Don't ask. So I'm sitting there with my googled step-by-step instructions (oh yeah, there IS an entire website dedicated to deviled eggs...off topic but I feel I need to share) and Logan stops by. After much convincing and lots of laughing, 3 hours later Logan (in my sheep apron-HILARIOUS!) and I are sitting on my floor COVERED in egg yolk and mayo with egg shells SPRAWLED all over my apartment....ah, good times.

That episode Highlight?

You would've seen Logan, in the sheep apron mind you, with a Christmas stocking on his lap say (all distraught) "I never thought I would say this but....WHERE DID I PUT THAT GLITTER GLUE?!"

Then to the party we go. Even the car ride I was hilarious. Logan, Ben and I went together JAMMING to my Christmas CD....well, mostly me :) And just as Mariah was hitting all those high notes in the end of "Joy to the World" we pull up to the red light. We were there just long enough for the guy next to us to give Logan the "that's not right man..." look. Then that akward aftershock that I love...It was PERFECT!

All I can say about the party is Flip Cup makes the world a friendlier place....no doubt about it! We had six teams compete for the title. Feelings were hurt, champions were made (Ote and Marc....I SALUTE you- Flip cup SOLDIERS!) and friendships were destroyed.... It was GLORIOUS!

Shout out to my team- Dale, Kalani and Shar.....you guys ROCK! We were robbed of the victory!

Trunk buckets, wigs, choke holds (My B Eric!), freshly painted tables, jell-o shots, and a cowboy hat makes for a HILARIOUS night with some awesome people!

That episode highlight?

You would have seen Team Boston DOMINATION! That's right! Me and my girl, Megan single-handedly ANNIHILATED Team Saipan (Please, Rhonda and Kathy....bring your A-game next time), Team New York (yeah, like THAT was hard to do! A complete shut-out thanks to B-rad failing to flip ONE CUP!) and Team Men (Nothing personal, we gotta do it for the ladies Marc and Eric!). NO BIG DEAL! It was a HEATED battle. We even had Pilgrims, Paul Revere and Benjamin Franklin thrown in there between the screaming and threats. All I can say is INTENSE!

Boston. You don't mess with it!

I get home around 3 AM to find Ben's family and some other random people outside. So I'm hanging in Luc's room and this CRAZY HEFFA comes in and tells me I need to get out. I try and explain that I am just a friendly neighbor but crazy heffa isnt buying it. Ben came in and said I was his girlfriend to give me some street credit but I think that only got crazy heffa angrier because then she told me she was going to slap me....and Ben! Now I'm slightly...eh...intoxicated from my Victories and I decide she needs a hug. I don't think she liked that.

Next thing I know people outside are yelling, someone's looking to cut someone else's throat and Tony is looking all upset. I take a break from crazy heffa to find out that some guy went in Tony's room while he was sleeping and tried to rob him. At this point I just had to lean back and watch everything unfold. It was SO mush better than TV! :) Just as I'm thinking "Wow, this can't get any better," crazy heffa starts POUNDING on the neighbors doors. Yelling, screaming, cursing. Wow. For 20 minutes crazy heffa tried finding someone in the wrong room. Talk about ENTERTAINMENT!

That episode's highlight?

You would've LOVED to see the look on Diana's face when the cops showed up. It was like Christmas!

That was until crazy hefffa all of a sudden decides that she and I are great friends! As soon as they show up, she comes out of NOWHERE and puts her arms all around me like we're just 2 friends hanging out. OH NO! Crazy heffa ain't taking me to jail with her! So the cops start asking questions and luckily the OTHER crazy heffa next door comes running out yelling "Her! That's the one!"

YES! THE PLOT THICKENS with a new character!!!! After the cops left, crazy heffa disappeared. As uncle Herman put it "Be careful...she's on the prowl somewhere!"
Yeah...I locked my doors. I'm not ashamed to admit it... Heffa is CRAZY!

Anyway, I finally get to bed around 5 only to be woken up at 8 by....oh, you KNEW she would be back.....CRAZY HEFFA! She wanted to sleep in my bed!

Do I need my own reality show? I think so! It was a solid TWELVE hours of QUALITY entertainment!

Wow....I love this place!