Current mood:	chipper
Current music:	Java selections

DAG NAB IT!!!
I was robbed. Then my phone broke. Then I went to Java's to do laundry...forgot my clothes. Quarters and detergent can only take you so far. Dang.

But at least I'm not blind.

And luckily Ben loaned me $30 until I can go to the bank or my atm card magically appears. In honor of this stinky weekend, I have decided to make a list the things I am ridiculously good at....

1. Planking...you know this! Chris is the only one who has beat me so far but no worries, I have been training like a monkey for his defeat.

2. Holding my breath. I will beat you. Unless your're name is Karl or if my hair covers my eyes underwater. That scares me and I'll quit.

3. Thumb wars. Undefeated. Ben MIGHT have a shot but I'm quite confident that it is due to his strangely flexible thumbs...that's not human.

4. Competitive eating. I'm good. What can I say? I don't go for speed, I go for endurance so if you want to battle me, I'm ready. And Roman, I'm still waiting...

5. Guessing who sings the songs on the radio in record time. Oldies are my specialty but I am an all around phenomenal guesser.


There. I feel better.